1 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:04,603 Hey, hey, did you know that if you looked really carefully 2 00:00:04,605 --> 00:00:09,942 you could see Elvis in one of the crowd scenes in Gandhi? 3 00:00:09,944 --> 00:00:12,745 Do you believe everything you read? 4 00:00:12,747 --> 00:00:17,049 Yeah...except for stuff marked unbreakable. 5 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:19,118 Where'd you get that book anyway? 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:21,787 I joined the legend of the month club. 7 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,922 Next month, they're doing Steve Allen. 8 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:26,225 [sighs] Sorry, I asked. 9 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:29,595 ALF, Elvis Presley died more than ten years ago. 10 00:00:29,597 --> 00:00:30,796 Oh, yeah? 11 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:31,864 Then how do you explain 12 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,665 this shocking photograph 13 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:38,604 of Elvis standing in line for Pirates Of The Caribbean? 14 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:43,208 - I was on that ride. - Then we have an eyewitness. 15 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,944 ALF, if Elvis were alive, do you think he'd be out in public 16 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:48,747 where people could take shocking photographs of him? 17 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,450 Well, here's something that should convince even you 18 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:54,086 doubting Tanner. 19 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,989 A picture of Elvis at a swap meet. 20 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,561 What's he buying? 21 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:04,530 A hubcap? 22 00:01:04,532 --> 00:01:06,398 That's a belt buckle. 23 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:11,336 [theme music] 24 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,634 [music continues] 25 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:12,231 [instrumental music] 26 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:17,369 [grunts] Oh! 27 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:19,771 'Oh!' 28 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,874 Oh! 29 00:02:21,876 --> 00:02:23,976 Oh! 30 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,278 - What is he doing? - 'Oh.' 31 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:28,647 - 'Oh.' - Facial exercises. 32 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:29,882 Oh! 33 00:02:29,884 --> 00:02:32,484 This one tightens up a double chin. 34 00:02:32,486 --> 00:02:34,253 Oh! 35 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:35,687 Oh! 36 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:38,624 This one prevents sagging ears. 37 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,292 Oh! 38 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:41,994 Oh! 39 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:43,795 Oh! 40 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,564 [gasps] 41 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,698 What's that one? 42 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,635 That one means Raquel's coming up the back walk. 43 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:52,070 Hi-ho, Silver! Away! 44 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:54,406 (Raquel) 'Yoo-hoo!' 45 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:57,676 - Hello, Willie. - Oh, hi, Raquel. Come on in. 46 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,044 Kate, I brought your magazine back. 47 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,412 Oh, thanks, Raquel. 48 00:03:00,414 --> 00:03:01,813 How'd you like Sylvester Stallone's 49 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:03,982 pot roast recipe? 50 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:05,484 It was a real disappointment. 51 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:07,352 I had to pound on that beef for two hours 52 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,922 and Trevor still said it was tough. 53 00:03:09,924 --> 00:03:12,558 First "Rambo III," now this. 54 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,994 Let's face it, Sly's in a slump. 55 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:18,096 Oh, point of interest. 56 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,698 Have you met the man who has rented 57 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,300 the Phennamen's old house? 58 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:24,636 Oh, somebody rented the Phennamen's old house? 59 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,040 Well, wake up and wipe the crud from your eyes, Willie. 60 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,842 The man has been here six whole days. 61 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,612 - What's he like, Raquel? - His name is Aaron King. 62 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:36,582 Let's see, he's in his early 50s. 63 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:39,084 He has a Southern accent and he sings in the shower. 64 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:41,286 Other than that, I know nothing. 65 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,023 Well, we all have our little secrets. 66 00:03:45,025 --> 00:03:46,758 Oh, really? 67 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:48,961 Like what? 68 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:51,063 Uh.. 69 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:53,365 I sing in the shower too. 70 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,901 Why do you think the Phennamen's moved out? 71 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,569 Well, ta. 72 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,277 We've found him. We've found Elvis. 73 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:10,482 Oh, good. I was getting tired of looking for him. 74 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:15,420 I'm serious, Willie. The king lives two doors down. 75 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,123 ALF, you don't really believe that. 76 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,826 Willie, I thought Paul McCartney was dead. 77 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:25,230 I thought Bobby Ewing was dead, and I thought Chrysler was dead. 78 00:04:25,232 --> 00:04:27,132 I won't be fooled again. 79 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:31,236 Oh, come on. 80 00:04:31,238 --> 00:04:34,539 Well, look, Raquel said this guy's in his 50s 81 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:38,644 he has a Southern accent, and he likes to sing. 82 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,812 Who else could it be? 83 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,283 Willie Nelson, Jerry Lee Lewis 84 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:47,052 Huckleberry Hound. 85 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,820 No, no, no. 86 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:53,292 Those guys would never live next to the Ochmonek's. 87 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,495 ALF, this book does not have one shred of evidence 88 00:04:56,497 --> 00:04:59,631 that would convince any rational thinking. 89 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:01,733 [grunts] Oh! 90 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,869 Oh! 91 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:05,771 - Oh! - I give up. 92 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:09,408 Wait, wait, wait. I can be logical if I have to. 93 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:12,010 The man's name is Aaron King. 94 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:14,479 Elvis' middle name was Aaron 95 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:18,216 and he was king of rock and roll. 96 00:05:18,218 --> 00:05:19,918 I am not convinced. 97 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,087 Okay. How about this? 98 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:25,524 Hank Aaron is baseball's home run king 99 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:29,861 and Elvis loved baseball. 100 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:33,465 ALF, you're grasping at straws. 101 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,534 Okay. Listen to this. 102 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:38,603 Aaron Burr wanted to be king of America 103 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:42,174 and he was from the South, just like Elvis. 104 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,515 Well.. 105 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,584 ...at least I got his watch. 106 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,987 [instrumental music] 107 00:05:55,989 --> 00:05:58,357 [Willie screaming] 108 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:02,227 Dad, what happened? 109 00:06:02,229 --> 00:06:05,497 I slipped on a banana peel. 110 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:10,068 I don't know why people find that so amusing. 111 00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,971 [laughs] Let me help you. 112 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,373 Oh, I'm sorry. 113 00:06:14,375 --> 00:06:16,842 I was just thinking of a joke I heard 114 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:19,144 on a different world. 115 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:22,080 No, really, there was one. 116 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:23,315 [chuckles] 117 00:06:23,317 --> 00:06:25,884 Three loaves of bread. 118 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,886 At least he's cutting down. 119 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:33,925 How did he get peanut butter on the smoke detector? 120 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,464 I'll clean this up. 121 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:42,667 I'll go have a word with hurricane Skippy. 122 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:54,212 ALF, there are peanut butter handprints all over the kitchen. 123 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:57,349 Each of them has four fingers. 124 00:06:57,351 --> 00:06:58,884 Your comment? 125 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,821 I have no recollection of that event. 126 00:07:02,823 --> 00:07:05,991 Look, Willie, I've been thinking about this Aaron King thing. 127 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,359 And you're right. 128 00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:10,061 I can't go around saying he's Elvis without proof. 129 00:07:10,063 --> 00:07:12,764 - Good. - So I got proof. 130 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,466 Listen to this. 131 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:19,704 (man on tape) 'Huh? It's the middle of the night, man.' 132 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,541 'Who is this?' 133 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:25,677 That doesn't sound anything like Elvis Presley. 134 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,615 But wait till I play it backwards. 135 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,719 [gibberish] 136 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,891 - See? - See what? 137 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:44,029 That's exactly what Elvis sounded like backwards.. 138 00:07:44,031 --> 00:07:45,964 ...in his later years. 139 00:07:47,701 --> 00:07:49,401 And when did you call Mr. King 140 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,837 to get this overwhelming evidence? 141 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:55,340 - 3:00 a.m. - You woke him up? 142 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:56,741 Exhibit number two 143 00:07:56,743 --> 00:08:00,078 fresh from Aaron King's trash can. 144 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,548 Elvis' blue suede shoes. 145 00:08:05,519 --> 00:08:08,620 Those are red corduroy slippers. 146 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:12,624 He changed the color and fabric to protect himself 147 00:08:12,626 --> 00:08:15,594 from garbage-scavenging fans. 148 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:20,398 - Like you? - Exactly. 149 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,667 Exhibit number three.. 150 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,971 ...Elvis' lyrics. 151 00:08:25,973 --> 00:08:28,206 Listen to this hidden message. 152 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:33,712 "Since my baby left me, I found a new place to dwell." 153 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:35,380 That's "Down At The End Of Lonely Street" 154 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:37,649 not next door to the Ochmonek's. 155 00:08:39,253 --> 00:08:41,953 Okay. But here's the clincher. 156 00:08:41,955 --> 00:08:47,459 If you re-arrange the letters in Elvis Aaron Presley 157 00:08:47,461 --> 00:08:51,329 they spell.. 158 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:55,400 ...Presley Lives Nora. 159 00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:02,574 Now, all we have to do is find this Nora chick. 160 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,075 You've convinced me, ALF. 161 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:05,343 We are living two doors down 162 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:06,878 the street from Elvis Presley 163 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:11,883 and Raquel is Janis Joplin and Trevor is Buddy Holly. 164 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,419 That'll be the day. 165 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,354 Look, Willie, just wait till he gets here. 166 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,290 Then you'll find out for sure. 167 00:09:18,292 --> 00:09:19,457 Wait till who gets here? 168 00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:21,893 Oh, uh, did I forget to mention 169 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:26,798 when I called Mr. King, I said we had a fruit basket for him? 170 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,600 Yes. 171 00:09:28,602 --> 00:09:32,137 And, uh, did I also forget to mention 172 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:36,308 he'll be here any minute to pick it up? 173 00:09:36,310 --> 00:09:38,376 Yes. 174 00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:40,045 I'm so forgetful. 175 00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:43,315 I should've tied a string around my finger. 176 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:45,784 Oh, I did. 177 00:09:45,786 --> 00:09:49,654 Gee, forgot all about that. 178 00:09:49,656 --> 00:09:51,389 What am I supposed to do when Mr. King 179 00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,892 asks for his fruit basket? 180 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:55,160 No problem. 181 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:59,164 I ordered one over the phone. 182 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:02,400 Dad, we have a visitor. 183 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,936 Send him in. 184 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,706 Now, look, Willie, when this guy gets here 185 00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:12,210 monitor him for Elvis-like behavior. 186 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,579 What would you have me do? 187 00:10:14,581 --> 00:10:18,416 See if these make him salivate. 188 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,651 What are they? 189 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,586 These are deep-fried peanut butter 190 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,154 and banana sandwiches. 191 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:28,326 Elvis loved them. He could eat 20 a day. 192 00:10:28,328 --> 00:10:31,062 And you think he's still alive? 193 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:32,564 (Lynn) 'Dad.' 194 00:10:40,540 --> 00:10:42,841 - Dad, this is Mr. King. - Morning. 195 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:44,376 Morning, I'm-I'm Willie Tanner. 196 00:10:44,378 --> 00:10:48,213 Uh, Mr. King says we have a basket of fruit for him. 197 00:10:48,215 --> 00:10:51,383 Yes, it's something we do for all our new neighbors now. 198 00:10:51,385 --> 00:10:53,485 You call them at 3:00 a.m. too? 199 00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,688 I'm terribly sorry. I.. 200 00:10:56,690 --> 00:10:59,124 I guess I'm still on daylight savings time. 201 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:00,625 From Melbourne. 202 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:04,362 Please, take these. 203 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:08,566 - Welcome to the neighborhood. - That's mighty nice of you. 204 00:11:08,568 --> 00:11:10,568 Well, somebody took a bite out of this apple. 205 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:17,876 Pesky Mediterranean fruit flies, bigger every year. 206 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,178 We can get you another basket of fruit. 207 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,813 Oh, no, that's alright. 208 00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,748 But these wouldn't happen to be peanut butter 209 00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:25,617 and banana sandwiches, would they? 210 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:31,256 Uh, yes, yes. Yes, they are. Help-help yourself. 211 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:32,924 Well, if you don't want 'em. 212 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,627 Believe me, I don't want them. 213 00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,896 Thank you. Thank you very much. 214 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:46,337 I used to have a pair of slippers like these. 215 00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:48,807 Threw mine away though. 216 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,241 See you. 217 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,843 Uh, yeah. Nice to meet you. 218 00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:52,877 Bye bye. 219 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:59,384 Elvis has left the building! 220 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,655 - That was not Elvis Presley. - Are you kidding? 221 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:07,692 He was on that sandwich like red beans on rice. 222 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:11,696 ALF, he didn't seem like Elvis to me either. 223 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:14,099 Elvis was a brilliant actor. 224 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:17,368 He could play anything from a singing race car driver 225 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,971 to a singing deep sea diver. 226 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:24,342 Even if this man were Elvis Presley 227 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:28,847 and I assure you he's not, he'd never admit it. 228 00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:31,049 I bet I can get it out of him. 229 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:35,587 Leave the man alone! 230 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,490 Leave him alone! 231 00:12:38,492 --> 00:12:40,792 So what are you saying, leave the man alone? 232 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,271 I won't rest till I prove this man is Elvis Presley. 233 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:56,875 [yawning] 234 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:59,010 But first, I think I'll take a nap. 235 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,281 [instrumental music] 236 00:13:32,412 --> 00:13:34,612 [music continues] 237 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:49,828 Either he's Elvis, or Priscilla had a heck of a lawn sale. 238 00:13:53,567 --> 00:13:54,899 [instrumental music] 239 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:12,817 [keys jingling] 240 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,274 [glass shattering] 241 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,710 What the heck are you? 242 00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:41,012 I ain't nothin' but a hound dog. 243 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:46,751 Hound dogs don't talk. 244 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,187 Neither do dead singers. 245 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:50,889 Say what? 246 00:14:50,891 --> 00:14:53,725 You're Elvis Presley. 247 00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,561 I knew it! I knew it! 248 00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,596 I'm not Elvis Presley. 249 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,900 Right and I'm not an alien. 250 00:15:01,902 --> 00:15:03,902 Wait a minute. I remember you. 251 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,204 You're that talkin' monkey I saw in Vegas. 252 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:10,642 Vegas? You've been to Vegas? That proves it! 253 00:15:10,644 --> 00:15:14,779 - Proves what? - That you're Elvis. 254 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:18,216 Wait a minute. Let's get back to who you are. 255 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,918 Or what you are. 256 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,421 Hey, I'll have you know that I'm a superior being 257 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,657 from the Planet Melmac. 258 00:15:25,659 --> 00:15:27,692 There's no Planet Melmac. 259 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,360 Well, not anymore. 260 00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,896 That's why I'm here. 261 00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,431 Can I pet you? 262 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:37,769 Only above the waist. 263 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,878 Man! 264 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,180 Are you trying to tell me you're from outer space? 265 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,617 Yeah, yeah, but now I live down the block. 266 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,519 My friends call me ALF. 267 00:15:57,190 --> 00:16:01,326 Boy, "The Enquirer" would sure love a photo of this. 268 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:05,330 Elvis Meets Creature From Space. 269 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:10,401 But don't let all this stuff fool you. I'm not Elvis. 270 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:12,337 I'm just a collector. 271 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,438 I understand. 272 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,740 Hey, we're both in the same boat. 273 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:18,076 We're fugitives from fame. 274 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:21,412 You, me and Debbie Allen. 275 00:16:21,414 --> 00:16:24,816 I can't be Elvis. I'm alive. He's dead. 276 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:29,020 Hey, look, I didn't expect you to admit that you're alive. 277 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,621 Come on, be reasonable. 278 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:34,158 Why would somebody like Elvis wanna pretend he was dead? 279 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:38,563 I figure you want to be an average Joe in an average town 280 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:43,001 with an average fleet of pink Cadillac's. 281 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,736 But your fans wouldn't let you. 282 00:16:44,738 --> 00:16:48,706 So you booked that big gig into rock and roll heaven. 283 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,944 What do you aliens do all day? Look for dead celebrities? 284 00:16:52,946 --> 00:16:55,480 I'm so tired of that stereotype. 285 00:16:56,883 --> 00:16:59,450 Aliens have many interests. 286 00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:05,056 We sit around the house. We eat. We watch TV. 287 00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,625 You sound more like Elvis than I do. 288 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,528 Hey, hey, why don't you ring up Ann-Margret 289 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,729 and get her over here? 290 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,931 Oh, sure, I'll just hop over to Graceland 291 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,266 and pick up my Rolodex. 292 00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:16,801 [knock on door] Whoever that is 293 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,369 don't tell 'em I'm here. 294 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,805 Uh, unless it's somebody who knows me. 295 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,774 But you'd have no way of knowing that 296 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:24,442 unless we work out a code. 297 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,477 How about I just don't let 'em in? 298 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,080 Good thinking. 299 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,719 - Howdy, ma'am. - Hello. 300 00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,187 Uh, we haven't officially met. 301 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:38,689 I'm Raquel Ochmonek. I live next door. 302 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:43,528 Oh, right. I didn't recognize without the binoculars. 303 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,563 I, uh, brought you some pot roast. 304 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:49,033 It's Sylvester Stallone's favorite. 305 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,668 That's mighty neighborly of you. 306 00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:53,638 If you'd like, I could, uh, heat it up for you. 307 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,206 It'd only take a minute. 308 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,541 Oh, don't trouble yourself, ma'am. 309 00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,977 - I've already had my dinner. - I know. 310 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,779 So, uh, why don't you just let me 311 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,182 put it in the freezer for you? 312 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,017 Well, to tell you the truth, ma'am, I'm.. 313 00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:08,386 You caught me in kind of a compromising position. 314 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,021 What do you mean? 315 00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:12,757 Well, I'm not exactly alone. If you get my drift. 316 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:15,726 [gasps] Really? 317 00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:20,031 I didn't observe any second parties entering the premises. 318 00:18:20,033 --> 00:18:23,000 So you won't think I'm rude if I don't invite you in? 319 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,969 Oh, of course not. 320 00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:27,071 Just keep playing those Elvis records. 321 00:18:27,073 --> 00:18:31,075 - No girl can resist that voice. - I know. 322 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:42,019 Man, that Raquel is one nosy gal. 323 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:45,656 I can't even sneeze without her handing me a Kleenex. 324 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,091 That proves it! 325 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,593 Elvis couldn't sneeze without 326 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,896 somebody handing him a Kleenex. 327 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:54,298 ALF, I've had it with this Elvis thing. 328 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,067 Look, I'll prove it to you. 329 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:01,305 [guitar music] 330 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,308 ¶ Well since my baby left me ¶ 331 00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,711 ¶ I found a new place to dwell ¶ 332 00:19:06,713 --> 00:19:09,413 ¶ It's down at the end of lonely street ¶ 333 00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,716 ¶ It's heartbreak hotel.. ¶¶ 334 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:12,984 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 335 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:15,586 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 336 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:19,423 No wonder your baby left you if you've been singing like that. 337 00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,058 Stinkaroni! 338 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:25,296 Now, are you convinced I'm not Elvis? 339 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,832 You just need a little more practice. 340 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,734 You've been dead for a while. 341 00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:35,273 Look, I wish I was Elvis, buddy 342 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,842 but I'm just a truck driver from Tupelo. 343 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:42,113 And that's as close as I'll ever get to being the king. 344 00:19:42,115 --> 00:19:44,215 In fact.. 345 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:47,185 ...Aaron King isn't even my real name. 346 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:51,722 I changed it from Clarence Williams III. 347 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:54,559 A truck driver? Right. 348 00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,161 Clarence? Come on. 349 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,664 They could put bamboo shoots under my toenails 350 00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:03,000 and I'll still say you're Clarence, the truck driver. 351 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:07,104 But in my heart, I'll always know you are Elvis. 352 00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,074 [instrumental music] You are Elvis. 353 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:13,511 You are Elvis. 354 00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:17,782 You...are...Elvis. 355 00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:19,850 Oh. Oh. 356 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,220 ALF. 357 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,621 Huh? 358 00:20:23,623 --> 00:20:25,022 Oh! 359 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,591 Where's the king? 360 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,127 We don't have a king. This is America. 361 00:20:30,129 --> 00:20:34,599 I mean Elvis. I was just talking to him. 362 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,767 You were sleeping. 363 00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:39,737 Oh, you mean, I was just dreaming that Elvis was alive? 364 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:44,842 No, he was alive, but that was before he was dead. 365 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,311 Don't mess with a groggy alien. 366 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:49,880 Come on, ALF, mom's got lunch ready. 367 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,251 Great. A hunk of burnin' food. 368 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,453 [instrumental music] 369 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,590 [instrumental music] 370 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,759 But you know what he said that convinced me 371 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:05,363 even more than ever that he's Elvis? 372 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,797 What? 373 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:11,102 He said, "I'm not Elvis." 374 00:21:11,104 --> 00:21:13,471 Who else, but Elvis would say that? 375 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:17,508 Almost anyone. 376 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:19,310 I can't wait any longer, Kate. 377 00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:23,547 I've got to go over there and get conclusive proof. 378 00:21:23,549 --> 00:21:25,283 ALF.. 379 00:21:25,285 --> 00:21:28,619 ...let's assume for a moment and just a moment.. 380 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,589 that Aaron King is Elvis Presley. 381 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:34,959 What do you think he'd want you to do? 382 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:38,162 He'd want me to track him down, hound him and force him 383 00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:40,598 to hang out with me. 384 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:41,699 Guess again. 385 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,537 He'd want me to leave him alone. 386 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,372 That's right. 387 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,875 - Give him his privacy. - That's right! 388 00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:55,579 And order the complete set of Elvis memorial shoe trees. 389 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,214 That's wrong. 390 00:21:57,216 --> 00:21:59,383 (Raquel) 'Yoo-hoo! Kate!' 391 00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,584 - Bye. - Bye. 392 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:04,121 [knock on door] Hi, Raquel. Come on in. 393 00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,290 Kate, you'll never guess what happened. 394 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:08,392 Aaron King moved out in the middle of the night. 395 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,928 - Oh, isn't that strange? - That's not all that's strange. 396 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:13,864 I don't think that man was who he claimed to be. 397 00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:15,800 Oh, not you too. 398 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,468 - What? - I mean, what? 399 00:22:17,470 --> 00:22:20,604 Well, he always kept the blinds drawn. 400 00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:22,973 He always wore sunglasses when it wasn't even sunny 401 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:26,243 and I saw him loading two or three guitars into his car. 402 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:30,114 [scoffs] Raquel, I know what you're thinking 403 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:33,818 and he's been dead a long time. 404 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,953 I thought that too at first. 405 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:37,488 But you mark my words, Kate 406 00:22:37,490 --> 00:22:40,758 that man who lived next door to us was Buddy Holly. 407 00:22:46,099 --> 00:22:48,099 Boy, is she gullible. 408 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,667 Everybody knows that Buddy Holly 409 00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:52,670 runs a bait and tackle shop in Phoenix. 410 00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:57,641 [instrumental music] 411 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,582 [theme music] 412 00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,942 [ALF laughing]